Tips and Tricks for Class participation(CP):
Disclaimer : The
characteristics mentioned in this blog are purely fictitious. Use it at your own peril.
Before we advise you on the tips and tricks , here are the
following stereotypes in the class.
1.
People who raise their hand and wait for their
turn
2.
People who raise their hand and assume its their
turn
3.
People who get a chance to speak and put others
to sleep
4.
People who have already lost hope on class
participation
People who belong to category 4,
please read further. Everybody else, thank you for your time.
Tips& Tricks
1.
Wear a Govinda style or a flashy red shirt-
yellow pants to attract attention. You don’t have to raise your hands after
this.
2.
If flashy shirts are on short supply, please
create some spare cardboard hands. This will ensure your hands are up all the
time.
3.
Get a mike and start with the words “Please let
me finish”.
4.
Identify the perennial the CP heroes and give
them some Center Fresh (zubaan pey lagaam)
5.
If the whole class is giving one opinion, give
an exact opposite opinion even if it doesn’t make sense. The attention has been
diverted and you have got the airtime.
6.
Sit next to a CP hero, and the moment he starts
to talk, swap your name plate with him. Undo the process, before he catches you
in the act.
7.
If you have nothing to contribute, just stand up
and start talking about your personal experiences, use appropriate technical
jargon according to the subject being taught.
Please email us your experiences after you follow the above
tips.
Cheers.
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